• Donations are for the pleasure of my time and company only

    Shorter Experiences

    • piacere | 300 | 1 hr | get to know each other over coffee or a glass of wine

    • espresso | 600 | 1 hr consensual hostile takeover

    • cappuccino | 900 | 1 hr

    • americano | 1,800 | 2 hr

    • affogato | 2,200 | 3 hr

    • limoncello | 3,000 | 4 hr

    • aperol spritz | 4,000 | 6 hr

    • In-session extension for dates ≤ 6 hr | 900 | 1 hr

    Longer Experiences

    • espresso martini | 8,000 | dinner & sleepover (most popular)

    • negroni | 10,000 | weekend together (Ms. York’s favorite)

    • la dolce vita | multi-day (inquire for custom quote)

    Considerations

    • incall arrangements (four and five star hotels) | 300

    • CO travel | FoCo: +200, DTC: +150, Vail +400

    • couples | add 20% to appointment

    • purely platonic date (museum, skiing, hiking, symphony) | 50% of regular rate

  • Check out my Travel page

    • An initial investment of 20% is required to book an appointment.

    • Preferred methods are CashApp and crypto. Add 20% to compensate for gas fees / price fluctuations.

  • Gift cards welcome!

    • clothes | AYM Studio, Canada Goose

    • bags | Apposé

    • pretty things | La Perla, Studio Pia

    • outdoors & athletics | Dfyne, Bombshell Sportswear

    • luggage | Briggs & Riley

    • scent | The 7 Virtues Cherry Ambition

    • spa | The Spa at St. Julien

    • flowers | white roses

    • motif | serpents

    • cocktail | negroni

    • wine | Barbera d’Asti

    • sign | Aries

    • stones | aquamarine, emerald

    • office | Mithras Candles

    • learning | Pimsleur

  • Boulder

    • hotels | St. Julien Hotel & Spa, Limelight

    • dinner | Frasca, Pizzeria Alberico

    • drinks | Bitter Bar, T-Zero Lounge

    • live jazz | Stella's Cucina (Sun & Tues night)

    Denver

    • hotels | Oxford Hotel, Limelight, Hotel Clio Denver Cherry Creek, Crawford Hotel

    • dinner | Tavernetta, Sushi Den, Point Easy

    • drinks | Cruise Room, Cooper Lounge, Fort Greene

    • live jazz | Nocturne

    Seattle

    • food | How to Kill a Wolf

    • live jazz | Dimitriou's Jazz Alley

    • I accept cash, BTC, ETH, and LLC wire transfer.

    • I do not accept first dates in private residences. Once I've established a connection, I may consider this kind of arrangement.

    • Donations are to be paid in full at the beginning of our appointment. Please place your donation in an unsealed envelope and leave it on a table or easy to find location.

    • If in public, please discretely provide the donation in an unsealed envelope or card.

    • I understand that life happens and want to be flexible. For cancellations within 72 hours of our date, 25% of the rate is required as a cancellation fee. For cancellations within 48 hours of our date, 50% of the rate is required as a cancellation fee. For cancellations within 24 hours of our date, 100% of the rate is required as a cancellation fee.

    • I do not participate in review culture in any fashion.

    • Be impeccably clean.

    • Behave yourself.

    • I reserve the right to end any engagement with no refund.

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