• Donations are for the pleasure of my time and company only

    Shorter Engagements

    • piacere | 500 | 1 hr | get to know each other over coffee or a glass of wine

    • cappuccino | 1,500 | 1.5 hr (or something a bit more brief)

    • americano | 1,800 | 2 hr

    • affogato | 2,200 | 3 hr

    • limoncello | 3,000 | 4 hr

    • aperol spritz | 4,500 | 6 hr

    • In-session extension for dates ≤ 6 hr | 1000 | 1 hr

    Longer Engagements

    • espresso martini | 8,000 | 14 hr (dinner & sleepover, most popular)

    • negroni | 10,000 | 24 hr (Ms. York’s favorite)

    • contessa | 14,000 | 36 hr

    • barolo | 18,000 | 48 hr

    • campari spritz | 24,000 | 3 days

    • chianti classico | 30,000 | 4 days

    • trips longer than 4 days | add 6,000 each additional day

    • mistress retainer | inquire directly

    Considerations

    • incall arrangements (four and five star hotels) | 400

    • CO travel to Vail, Aspen, Breckenridge | 500

    • couples | add 20% to appointment

    • purely platonic date (museum, skiing, hiking, symphony) | 50% of regular rate

    • overnights | I require my own room to rest and recharge (8 hours sleep) to be at my best

    • An initial investment of 50% is required to book an appointment.

    • Preferred methods are CashApp and crypto. Add 20% to compensate for gas fees / price fluctuations.

  • Gift cards welcome!

    • clothes | AYM Studio, Canada Goose, Reformation

    • bags | Sézane

    • pretty things | La Perla, Soreil

    • outdoors & athletics | REI, Scarpa

    • luggage | Briggs & Riley

    • scent | The 7 Virtues Cherry Ambition

    • spa | The Spa at St. Julien

    • flowers | white roses

    • motif | serpents

    • cocktail | negroni

    • wine | Etna Rosso

    • sign | Aries

    • stones | aquamarine, emerald, bloodstone

    • office | Mithras Candles

    • other fun | Pimsleur, Met Opera Gift Shop, Ikon Pass

  • Boulder

    • hotels | St. Julien Hotel & Spa, Limelight

    • dinner | Frasca, Pizzeria Alberico

    • drinks | Bitter Bar, T-Zero Lounge

    • live jazz | Stella's Cucina (Sun & Tues night)

    Denver

    • hotels | Oxford Hotel, Limelight, Hotel Clio Denver Cherry Creek, Crawford Hotel

    • dinner | Tavernetta, Sushi Den, Point Easy

    • drinks | Cruise Room, Cooper Lounge, Fort Greene

    • live jazz | Nocturne

    Seattle

    • food | How to Kill a Wolf

    • live jazz | Dimitriou's Jazz Alley

    • I accept cash, BTC, ETH, and LLC wire transfer.

    • I do not accept first dates in private residences. Once I've established a connection, I may consider this kind of arrangement.

    • Donations are to be paid in full at the beginning of our appointment. Please place your donation in an unsealed envelope and leave it on a table or easy to find location.

    • If in public, please discretely provide the donation in an unsealed envelope or card.

    • I understand that life happens and want to be flexible. For cancellations within 72 hours of our date, 25% of the rate is required as a cancellation fee. For cancellations within 48 hours of our date, 50% of the rate is required as a cancellation fee. For cancellations within 24 hours of our date, 100% of the rate is required as a cancellation fee.

    • I do not participate in review culture in any fashion.

    • Be impeccably clean.

    • Behave yourself.

    • I reserve the right to end any engagement with no refund.